Collar - USA

Even tho moms bought me this necklace that look like a collar. wearin it wit pride. i got on skype wit a chick and she assumed im a slut. (MrCoo*****)

OKay yep Evan Lysacek is definitely a douche. He is popping his collar in a white dress shirt. (Asdefga******)

Must: ascot, turtleneck, bolo, bow or neck tie; jeweled, ruffled or banded collar. Allowed: leather jackets (w/ buttons) and leather pants. (Michae*****)

Dreamt of a magic dog collar that gave Stella the ability to turn human. Catch was she had to wear it as a human & spoke like Scooby Doo. (Jasoni*****)

Damn it! Gotta buy a cat collar tomorrow. Or a dog collar. Not fussy. I just want a bracelet again. Lol. (RuthieD*******)

This is great- texas hold em poker dog collar - available in medium} large (Pup_su******)

Get them eejits to stop breeding dogs and invent a dog collar like Dug had in 'Up' and ask the dogs what they think!! (Dia***)

Someone I don't think I know added me on FB. He looks like someone has inflated Derren Brown to 3x his normal size, and has a dog collar. (Soundde*******)

I can't believe they let me perform this song at my 6th grade talent show. They even let me use my cock rings and electric dog collar. (TheLo*****)

Dearfuturehusband can you leave dem gold boots and the dog collar on everytime we get it crackin?? lol (Desireio*******)

For the life of me I can't find this damn dog collar. apparently it evaporated or something.?? (SANDYP******)

This girl in my psyc class wears a spiked dog collar o_O that's "dare to be different" gone too far. (Star_p*****)

They say you get older and wiser. I just seem to be learning that you can't trust anyone, ever, especially if they wear a dog collar ;0/ (Pa**)

Stupid ignorant people should have a tight electric dog collar aorund their necks (LukUh*****)

Just used the Gentle Leader dog collar with my 9 month old pitbull and she walked better then ever before. Buying another for my new puppy! (Feint****)

Penny is a little obsessed with my studded dog collar this morning. (Lani***)

Buy cheap medium reflective black nylon webbing dog collar: 3/4 (8u**)

Border battle, hot chicks, Masta Blasta, Green/Sticky, Dog collar, wheelchair, rawdog/sister, benji/riki. So it's 8 fights total? Sweet! (Wacke****)

I got a chokechain for my pitbull lane, got a dog collar for my rotweiller (8) (Hannahm******)

I am now using sarcasm to train my dog: Oh yeah, Molly, I'm sure that giant shepherd REALLY cares about your new dog collar. (Keep dreaming) (PeteV*****)

I have a really strange urge to watch the dog collar match with Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine vs Roddy Piper. How odd. (BenLith******)

Dogs feed on all those years? How did the batteries for the dog collar devices not run out? (Mung***)

Paedo priests asking pope for forgiveness. Should they not be asking the victims. ? Hang anything in a dog collar I say. including dogs. (Plas****)

A Houstin guard has the HUGE welt/scar on his neck. It looks like a flesh dog collar. Yuck. (Larah*****)

There's a guy on the train wearing a witch's hat and a dog collar !(fairly normal t shirt though !!) ''walkies !'' (Davidi*****)

I put a dog collar on it so it wouldn't explode and I took a piss, didn't work and my balls shot up (SpaceTr*******)

I put strings on things and call them necklaces- keys, pocket knife, bicycle chain, dog collar. It's all good. (Theoneca*******)

Kristen, I hope you have perez the same face you gave that reporter who asked about Joan's dog collar's at sundance. (T_Maur*****)

Is currently busting her ass on the latest super awesome custom dog collar that has been ordered. =3 (AstaraC******)

Oh lawl! a old lady just asked me "what is thw source of you power?" it's a dog collar, lmao! (Grye****)

I should invest in a shock collar for every time i begin to procrastinate. i'll be getting zapped right now (Jameely******)

I've worked really hard tonight even tho has been on - happy about shock collar ban - happy about nice pals on ! Night all x (Wild***)

I left the shock collar on the dog this morning, it won't hurt her, right? (Say_***)

CERN say 30th of march. Still time for eddie izzard style challenge. Electric shock collar might be needed. (Aunts****)

Amitheonlyone who puts a shock collar on my dog. then sits in front of him n dare him to bark??!!?? (Killac*****)

If someone combined a cell phone with an electric shock collar, I'd buy one for each member of my family. Right now. (Bll***)

Dearfuturewife, you talk to me like a dog, I'll treat you like a dog. I will put a shock collar on yo ass if you do this.-Isaiah Matte (GiAnTsFa*******)

I gotta chokechain to my pitbull lane. I gotta shock collar to my rottweiler (Jilli*****)

Watching the speech, you can hardly see Joe Biden's shock collar. (DavidsA*******)

Put a shock collar for my dog. He's gotten shocked twice already. (IzzNu****)

I got a chokechain for my pit bull lane, I got a shock collar for my rottweiler. 3OH!3 is the shit (Pom***)

Last night David wanted to test the dogs shock collar to see if it worked. Puts it to his leg and ends up punching me in the face. It worked! (Courtne*******)

Do they make a dog shock collar that you can operate by remote? LOL (Dale****)

Shopping list: shock collar, electric fence, OUTSIDE kennel, cattle praud, tranquilizers, and some Xanex for me so I don't kill somebody. (Jessik******)

That's it. Getting a shock collar for Dad. Ever time he complains. ZAP. (Cyg***)

LMFAOO! Larry said hes gana put a shock collar on me and i started to sing that 3oh3 song. He got mad! (Maghan_*******)

Lol i'm having to much fun watchin my dog wit his *brand new shock collar!* -i dare u 2 bark now niga! (Killac*****)

I wish people had volume buttons. Or better yet, a shock collar activated by too many decibles. (Perela******)

A small dog will cut a backwards flip everytime it barks when the shock collar set for a very large dog. Just Sayin' (Warren*****)

Mrs. Beasley: Mom and Dad have me strapped into a shock collar. Should I be GOOD or BAD?? so far just playing dumb!! (PugT****)

We need to put a shock collar on Fleury. Shock him when he leaves the net like that. Idiot. (Fire****)

I'm training doggie Conrad with the kitties without the shock collar on him. It's a bit scary for me, but he's being great. (Diana*****)

The main character is now in a shock collar, a dude is asking for his money. (Pillo*****)

My pop bought a shock collar for his naughty dog and of course I HAD to try it, I can keep hold of it but it's not the most pleasant thing (_MON****)

I'm gonna be Babysitting my kids, nieces & nephews 4 the next few days. I need to get some dog shock collar! where can I find those in (Shu***)

Kinda disappointed that the shock collar didn't have the "pay attention" effect on Koopa I thought it would. It's effective though. (Tori****)

I may need a cat muzzle or a meow induced shock collar. OH MY GOD. It's like a more annoying reincarnation of Bowie. Not awesome. (Knitt****)

I'm gonna buy a shock collar and put it on my coworker and induce an episode every time she picks at other people's food! (4everpa*******)

Took like twenty seconds of doggy shock collar and got a free half sleeve out of it!! YAY! having a great day! Hahah! :D (Mttf****)

Why yes gorgeous best buy girl, I do need help finding a battery for my dog's shock collar! (Georget*******)