Football Helmet - USA

Just saw a Guy wearing motorcycle helmet painted to look like cowboys football helmet. must still be in Texas (Webit****)

DontActLikeYouNever wanted a Michigan Wolverine football helmet (MDani*****)

Invited to a party, just get text that reads: "Football theme, so dress accordingly" WHAT?? football helmet doesn't go w/my cute heels! (Mart****)

Ifyoucheatonme just wear ur football helmet cause imma stiff arm yo ass (The_J****)

Also, there is a chick in the bar wearing a football helmet, I plan to steal it soon (Spoo****)

Did u guys see the football helmet umbrella in the crowd on Trackside? (MrsCre******)

So I am kinda special.. not like football helmet short bus special. more like Biz Markie kinda special (Rick****)

I love to shake it, shake it, shake it! Gotta put on my football helmet and shake the booty in style! (Mary****)

All i want in life is a football helmet full of cottage cheese and naked pictures of bea arthur. (Proto****)

Cracks knuckles & puts on football helmet, where should i start.* (Mrpros*****)

IfiCaughtMyMAINSmahinTheHomie, I'd go in there with a football helmet and a whistle and tell them to finish. (Taquan*****)

I think he mad he can't pierce his eyebrow cuz then he'll need an extra extra large football helmet! (L_Dr****)

GirlIWanna have a 3 some with a midget named Sparkle with a hand full of quarters and a football helmet on. (Skrill******)

Remember to eat dinner at Sonny' s on Hwy 50 between 5:00-9:00! Write your name on the receipt and place in the football helmet & I'll have (Gear****)

We've all been experimenting with HD make up. The consultant says best option for me is. football helmet. (Ken_c****)

Nataliechin makes me wanna wear an authentic NFL football helmet (Countr******)

Imagine trying to fit natalieschin for a Football helmet & Chinstrap . WHOA (Tiv**)

Dearfuturewifey, i kick, yell, and punch in my sleep. so take this *football helmet* and remember to duck every 5 minutes :) (TheeUgl******)

DearFutureWife: Please don't ever stand in front of da Tv when i'm watchin da game. Cuz I will fuc u w/a football helmet on! Lmao! (Ecstasy******)

I do not understand y I cannot fit rubin's football helmet=/ I know for a FACT his head is way bigger than mine (Tiffuhk*******)

Breaking out the Purdue football helmet. Clutching it for good fortune. Here we go. (Malfunc*******)

McGowan has a huge bandage on his chin. Looks like a he's wearing chin strap from a football helmet. Bernie trails 32-28 with 2:42 to go. (Kfvss*****)

After the '94 earthquake I slept in the doorway wearing a backpack filled with emergency things. and wearing my brother's football helmet. (Sweene*****)

Omgduvalfact his head could never fit inside a football helmet (MrK***)

Is it still cold out there in chicago? just got an order for a bears football helmet winter hat (Tracey*****)

Ooc good thing i got a football helmet the same night i got those shoulders pads*laughs* (Vamphe******)

Nothing like 4 hours on the mass pike wearing a football helmet as I bang my head against the window. (Garyp*****)

Kidnapped by Rob. Ransom is one 24 pack. Budlight. And a football helmet full of cottage cheese. (Itsjoe*****)

Erykah badu can put that crazy pussy on me if she want i dont mind walking around with shoulder pads on and a football helmet like 3k (Epps_****)

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge." (Jigsa****)

Random Gone 2 bed in a football helmet, a jar of mayonnaise, a cigarette lighter, some car keys, a crack pipe and a snuggie. GOODNIGHT! (Skrill******)

Silly Bandz! I'm wearing a tennis racket, a football helmet & a hippo =). (ProudOfY*******)

Theres a guy with a football helmet dancing in this tinychat. (Gabil*****)

Why am I filling out the census form with this lady and I have on my roommates high school football helmet? (Cairom******)

Broke in my football helmet today, threw a few bombs downfield, you know the score. (AndrewR*******)

OH GOD. Watching the Cleveland Show episode from last night. He wore a Redskins mini football helmet on his privates. (Orland*****)

I wasn't the 1 knocking myself out it was them hands n head was flying thought I needed a football helmet lol (RichMo*****)

Thanks! I'm thisclose to walking around in a gas mask and football helmet! (Shy2***)

Hard hat, check :) Think we might have one here, though it's actually a BC Lions football helmet :)) (Winon*****)

Jamarcus Russell looks like jeezy the snowman with a football helmet on (Conno****)

Cody just put on an OSU football helmet and started "Oklahoma" (Galley******)

My new toothpaste is too foamy. Makes me feel like the kid in Little Giants *growls thru football helmet* (Intelli*******)

I've always joked about the "25 year old wearing a Football Helmet/Eat Frozen Peas" level of retarded the TT's can be, but today is awful. (Joelho******)

I'll just wear my american football helmet when watching UFC with you girls ;) (Ralph1*****)

I put on the replica football helmet i had just to be funny, then i fell down the stairs. so i decided to keep the helmet on just in case. (EvilM*****)

My head survived a head on collision with a players football helmet and me without one. I think it can. (Raf***)

Magic Johnson got his big ass football helmet size head at the fight LMAO (TrappedI*******)

The West Orange-Stark Mustangs' mini football helmet is released today as well. The Texas section is now 19 strong and counting. (Tmacs*****)

Chayzis! Hard on yer man, are ye? He had to wear a football helmet in the 12th grade fer chrissakes! Chayzis! (Father*****)

Tell me y I just saw a man sitting in a chair right by the highway with a football helmet on waving at ppl that pass by (MzShun*****)

In O. R. B4 surgery, I saw a football helmet on top of a cabinet. I asked what it was for. "To tie stuff to face mask to prevent swalowing". (Ttom***)

DirtyTalkGoneWrong put on this football helmet girl. makes u look SEXY! (Datnic******)

YAY! Looking forward to it. Will bring football helmet for protection! (Nort****)

Remember what i was thinking of Dx and wearing a football helmet xD (FauxAle******)

Is it like a baseball cap or one of those old school football helmet looking ones? (Mikes*****)

YAY cant wait 2 c my brother on a short bus with his football helmet on cheesing YAY (I_DREA*****)

A giant baby bottle. A football helmet full of cottage cheese. (Zachp****)

Mored like a football helmet for everytime time you catch me by suprise and I thud. lol (Tigge*****)

A three-legged cat smoking a pipe wearing a football helmet while riding a broom. (Katheri*******)

Yo i almost go bit by a brown racoose yo omg shyt was in my football helmet on my bed and was bout to bite my ribb omg fuk that (North*****)