60 External CommentsAight twiggaz I'm hittn the pillow . got shyt to handle in the morning (Sneake******)
Opteka x-grip professional camera / camcorder action stabilizing handle with hot-shoe for flash or video light (Opte****)
Looks like my beloved cal bears are laying a can of whoopass on louisville. Makes this check in line easier to handle! (Chopkin*******)
I decided how I'm going to handle wearing a suit to work. I'm just gonna wear it, but keep my shirt untucked and jacket unbuttoned (Divin*****)
I cyaan handle all di excitement, not even thursday yet and already it's been tings arriving via mailbox, inbox, new tune pon di boombox! (CyaanTe*******)
He's too hot and sexy and cute for me to handle!! Onew ah! You look too hot in our poster! You murderer, you just killed me!! (Devilish*******)
Going down to orange to handle some shit but before that Im gunna go grab some starbucks! Ive been craving it! Whats everyone doing later?:) (JENSEN*****)
DearFutureWife I can handle that clit. eat it up, heat it up and make ya candle wax drip! (Dre**)
The guy just said "My brother was here and his girlfriend was going to Notre Dame. they just couldn't handle the commute". (Krazy****)
According to CNN. SI. com, the Golden State Warriors have hired Galatioto Sports Partners to handle the selling of the NBA franchise. (LNShoc******)
I can handle any woman, wide thick or a stocky chick/I don't give a puck I use my dick like a hockey stick. (TheReal******)
Windows Live Mail can't handle the size of my Gmail inbox. It seems to be slowing my Windows 7 down. What to do? (Nervee*****)
Why does the box the panasonic toughbook comes in say "handle with care"? its a frakking toughbook! (Shawn****)
The landslide brought me down. Mirror in the sky what is love?. Can I handle all the season of my life? (LeanneA*******)
The next job my dad got for me was a few years later, working with some Marines. They carved PT into the sledge hammer handle. (SADese*****)
I like playing The Corrs as loud as the Cambridge SoundWorks speakers can handle. :) (Ricardo*******)
I need a exterior passenger door handle for my integra. someone on has to have an extra one! Plz if u can! (Kle***)
Been thrown into the Hr administration Dept. phew. the HR is becum to big to handle. how cum they handle all the issues in integra. (Tas**)
Bis problem, dvd-r technical error, unreleased ijazah, blaah, tmth! too much to handle at the same time! wish i can divide myself. (Tajaku*****)
Is there any word on how QuickBooks is going to handle the employer SocSec tax credit for the Federal HIRE Act? (Smooth******)
I contend that a nation 2 try 2 tax itself n2 prosperity is like a man standing n a bucket&trying 2 lift himself up by the handle Churchill (MikeBa******)
My little finger kills probably bruised it badly. maybe i shouldnt of played the bongos straight after i wacked it on the door handle. haha (Birc***)
Move wit integrity, handle my celebrity.. Dude thts n love wit randy. Respect mama and put a blue stone on my finger (MILANS******)
I'm a little tea pot short & stout, here is my handle, here is my handle-DAMN I'm a sugar bowl! (Twiste*****)
Im a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my. other handle? Shxt, I'm a sugar bowl! (Indigo_*******)
New sitting "bucket" wrkout: Toss kettlebell in air so it does a 180, catch by ball not handle. Repeats then hot potatoes. Repeat set. (Kettlebe*******)
All I'm saying is: who makes a stainless steel pot with a stainless steel handle? I'm asking for the missing skin on my hand (MissCar*******)
Dear weather, pls stop with these outta no where lighing n thunder. I can handle rain.. (ProfitS*******)
Stanfords gonna win no one can handle Jane Appel she's beastin it! (Kas***)
Just rolled in. Everywhere u look, mizuno, Brooks, asics. Town's all a buzz. 38,0 peeps! Savannah could u handle all this excitement? YEH! (FleetFe*******)
Watching two midgets with a baby carriage from my window. They can't see over the stroller handle. Crossing the street can't be a good idea (Slings******)
When I get feedback from Wok Stars who appreciate my setup: cast iron 2 handle, lightweight wok + portable butane gas stove = rewarding ! (Woks***)
Neat - bluebird perched on our pitchfork handle. Nice to see them out and about here. (Air***)
Eturns": princess ardala (speaking): how would you handle a woman? buck rogers (clone/speaking): easy on the controls,. (Warp_****)
Buck rogers, from the 1980's buck rogers tv series, episode "ardala returns": princess ardala (speaking): how would you handle a woman? (Warp_****)
Down in Charlottesville. little bro got the W today on my alma mater (don't know how to handle it). Time to put my party dress on (Boc***)
The Green Mile is on next. I know for a fact I won't be able to handle that so I think i'll give it a miss! (Graeme******)
Sleepy after another fine weekend. Finally put the door handle to our room in, no more propping it so the cats don't get in. (M4**)
Every now and again I put goober on the door handle of the Hummer parked across the road. (Maclean*******)
Its squinty lol . and i except you apology for smashing my back into the door handle(: (Rawrrr_v*******)
No work 2moro, so what should I do? Fit a door handle? Make and fit a door? or ride my bike? Bike it is!! (JohnSmit*******)
To the person who parked a silver Honda Civic on Sutter Street today, Elliot apologizes for licking your door handle. (Sfn***)
I just found the missing closet door handle from my room at my old house.. I always wondered where that went. (Sarahkb******)
LND: 1Bar, two men, another target stealing my identity, shower in middle of woods. 2) Mother leaves condoms on my door handle. Bros room. (AlexisL*******)
It's raining, it's pouring, the neighbour is sawing, he went back home, and fell over a garden gnome, and couldn't reach the door handle. (BoobsO******)
Car is dead. I wonder how long it's been like that. Doors wouldn't unlock w/ remote nor even w/ the door handle switch. Turn key & nothing (Reboo****)
Ever lock your car door lock with a screwdriver?-pull the inside door handle- open! (Rhpues*****)
My car is jacked up! first my window doesn't roll down anymore and now.! my door handle broke! so ghetto! (Ishyd****)
Like the key actually turns inside the lock, and it seems to function OK, except the door handle won't release! (Kich****)
Our dog just took a dump by a cop car. I was contemplating jamming the feces under the door handle. Bad idea? (Chicag******)
DontActLikeYouNever tried to find the car door handle wit cum in ya mouf (EduKtdRd*******)
Why don't you jiggle the door handle one more time while I'm in the bathroom? (Blakeg*****)
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I am man. I have gone to the hardware store, bought the parts and replaced the screen door handle and replaced a faulty lite switch. (Mandos******)
Tomoro my dad is going to install my new lockable door handle. Because he is awesome. (Skateb*****)
Great, now the kitchen door handle is broken, thank god we didn't shut it to find out. parents gone out so we're gonna order in. :o) (Hal***)