60 External CommentsI have a dell inspiron w/ windows 7. the text in the browser magically shrinks or blows up sometimes when i touch the pad. help me fix it! (AHols*****)
Every word i utter i be strictly gutter thats why i touch mo green than tigers putter so u mad mutha futha mutter what u wanna - lil kim (Hiphopp******)
Rest in peace all my loved ones, your names will stay alive til I touch the sky like 'Ye (TheCra******)
Confirmed; one should not drive a Prius unless your patient or have Quaaludes. Everytime I touch the gas pedal I hear the hamsters cry. (Justin******)
My phone knows :] I touch iPod on it and the roots dilla joins album pops up.. Good music, good night, and god bless. (Lexo_eF******)
So I used this 'magic serum' on my hair. Now every time I touch it a bunch of artificial flowers appears. (Hoodedm******)
April 20th I touch down first event is at Sangria. I want chicken. Harolds or Uncle Remus? (DJS***)
I touch my dads PC for 5 seconds and it destroyed a disk. I mean completley ripd it 2 shreds. Oh and it wrecked his DVD-ROM. Ooops!! (Prince******)
Michael bolton live in concert, ritz carlton pacific place, 17 may 2010. can i touch you there?? (Dnu***)
Tons of new skullcandy ear buds, headphones, i-pod & i-touch cases in stock. new rogue status t-shirts, hoodies, wallets & belts in stock. (SkateA******)
Looking forward to this weekend and the next! We'll have our new wallets and and i-touch/phone covers! (Bywade*****)
I got the 64 gig i-touch, it'll go nicely with my new Pioneer car stereo. (Klb_****)
I wanna kno how it feels 2 be touched by an angel Shawty come bless me I wanna see how you feel can I touch u my angel Shawty come with me (Chica*****)
Depends what the pay is. And the hours. But yes, even if I touch an ethernet cable for 5s a day, I would be happy :P (Spen****)
I meant to send you a consolation re: your hand, but my I-touch phone pod Pro crapped out and then I forgot. Sorry, pal. (Nod***)
Um no thank. You I was think more like a everytime I touch my self by blondie (Daltonb******)
Question - Where in Ottawa can I touch/see/demo new lenovo laptops? (Danau****)
Is listening to modigliani (lost in your eyes) [single remix] from i touch roses - the best of book of love by book of love (Kelowna******)
Hey angel! miss you bucket loadz! ima hook u up on konka wen i touch down in the j. ur windows wnt bug u 4 long! mwah. Tc. t=) (Tamarsha*******)
If I listen to musics in tarain, I use iPod. If I touch the internet in train, I use cell phone. iPad is not necessary. (Mooom****)
I like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree and have them asphyxiate me while I touch myself. (CandyCh******)
To whom it may concern. I miss you-you say I touch ya heart. I shouldnt I feel you. Cause you always thought Id be the one tha got away. (Scream_*******)
Yuck the fog hasn't burned back to the ocean yet, maybe it will when I touch down in the city (GrownM******)
I can still see the bee's stinger in my shoulder and when I touch it it kills! Re-applying baking soda paste now. (Laurie*****)
Whn i touch my second home stx on friday! I want some island food! (Scroug******)
The girld call me mr boombastic when touch your back she call me mr. ro.. mantic when i touch your back (EliMe*****)
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly, I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky =* (Biiiam******)
I'm so high I touch the sky, swear they see me, but I'm too many miles awayy, I'm flying so high I don't the ground yee feeling lovely; (Fruity******)
Nexus should write a new statement for Cena to read: "I, John Cena, am mentally impaired, an alcoholic, and I touch children. Thank you." (AcesBea******)
You know when a boy loves you when he squints at the Skype webcam and says"You have really pretty eyes. can i touch them?"Haha, luv you Rem(: (Kaitlyn******)
If it went over your head i said am a grenade when i write i open the pen eveytime i touch mikes i blows it up lol (Ken***)
Nowplaying i touch roses by book of love from i touch roses - the best of book of love - 201 (Canada******)
Thank you! Now I have to put letters on this ugly stocking I made. Red Heart yarn. This is the last time I touch this stuff. (Darcy****)
Neighbour bought his gf a 64gb i touch and angel perfume, this man has baree moneey (JeSsEtAv*******)
As a producer, how u ever had the feeling that u've made ur best beat. I feel like that every time I touch the MPC becuz (Tharea******)
You don't even need to bat your eyes, everything I touch platinumize (ItsEl*****)
My dog Lucie barks every time i touch a toy gun or use the vacuum. When there's money on the line, nothing. (Camg****)
Every pen i touch runs out of ink, i reckon thats a sign from god. (Dude***)
Blinker's new dog bed has a lot of static electricity, so I get shocked every time I touch her. (Rachel*****)
You better know what's crackin when I touch the mic it's a straight up JACKUMS (Wotwo****)
I just realise i touch down at 630 instaed of 530. =(( and i am gonna report at 520am tmr morning. =(( (Youtianl*******)
My I pad isn't working. There's a number at the top left indicating the amount of windows open and it won't open when I touch it, anyone!!? (Jofred*****)
Downside of felted wool slippers: I get shocked every time I touch anything remotely metallic. (Beckyh*****)
I spread Ma wings n I learn hw to fly. I'll do all it takes till I touch d sky tk a risk tk a chance mk a wish mK a change (Pinkis*****)
Can i touch ur hrt? D way u touchn mine. Im fln 1 kind cold inside bt i ht luv! Its ol abt lies n i detaste lyn. (Musus****)
She is good just gettin big. and aite ill let you know when i touch town (P_Sec****)
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No lies when I touch u inside. wit what I provide for ya mind. I could left the right side of ya mind. (Hippi*****)
I'm Better when I touch and go I ain't got time for love or attachments (SheIs****)
I need to update the songs in my i touch. the last song i remember hearing is huan zhu ge ge song. (Nicsay******)
AF's tag system is going haywire!! It won't work when I touch the page. Sometimes it read without touching the page. SOS (Fitriya******)
My arm hurts when I touch(rub) it. I think it's from that time I got burnt. (Arthur*****)
Haha saturday night sunday morning. ard 6 i touch down. u all cfm asleep alr (Sethl****)
Aint nothing like ya first time , i can blow ya mind , baby if i touch you there and kiss you here .-marcus huston- (ShaiL****)
Nap, but I'm tryna catch this ride wit gary to bloomington once I touch down (ImOnG****)
Duh. I knew that. Do better Ed. I'll make sure to get up with when I touch down. (Edthesp*******)
Matt, we all know the best song ever is "When I Think About You I Touch Myself"!! Especially when you sing it! (: (Brenna_V*******)
Im so hot, once i touch chocolate it immediately melts on my hand (TooKool4*******)
Little billy's not my lover. he just a kid who claims I touch his buns. but I swear i didn't get none. lol Michael Jackson parody (JRoseHas*******)