60 External CommentsSana: "mia! where are my bathroom keys?!" mia: "you didnt give me the keys becuz you ignored me! stop trying to blame me!!" xd (MIAzn****)
Watchin Keys Snap on Nicki Minaj. she really dont like her LMAO Its about to be a what?! (KiKiBu*****)
Slacks & suit coat? check. shirt & tie? check. resumes? check. dress shoes? workin' on it. car keys? yup. destination? don't know yet. :P (Grasping*******)
Laundry or comedy sketch? Drawers stuck behind the washer? Check. Squeezing btwn wall & washer to retrieve? Check. Keys stuck in door? Check (Citygir******)
I put strings on things and call them necklaces- keys, pocket knife, bicycle chain, dog collar. It's all good. (Theoneca*******)
Keys are back in my custody. Thanks good thing i have good friends with triple A. Thanks Alissa! (Lotus****)
Eyish! I just got a call frm work askin if I hav the dept keys! Just realised its in my fleece pocket in my locker LMFAO! (Stephs*****)
Helping fatherinlaw install wireless printer on apple airport net. 13char pwds & 26 char hex keys =Unbelievably unintuitive. C'mon Apple. (Zpro****)
Im getting an old, used second hand upright piano. i dont like new, i think old has a better feel on the keys. i love playing, time stops. x (RuthLo******)
ItsReallyAnnoying learning to work my apple mac computer. its not normal keys / button with multi-functions that quzzle me (Chantel*******)
Had to emergency fix my gearshift in my car in a random parking lot, armed with only an eyeglass screwdriver, and my keys (Marsh****)
That would be hilarious if they realized that thos mitsubishi keys are to the car that they've ticketed 10x this semester. (MacaDO******)
Dropped my keys, caught them by the lanyard before hitting the ground, swung around in the air, caught my car key. Felt like a superhero. (Joshall*******)
UGH!! I'm Replacing my Keys that i lost and i'm getting mad they don't have my CSUDH lanyard anymore. Ugghh! (Nony****)
My friend gave me a lanyard for my keys that says designate a sober driver. I'm thought of highly. hmph. (Vall***)
Just got 3 litters of water, a book, camera, flipcam, keys, charger, apple and coach purse all into a skinny ass CamelBak. I love you! (Optimist*******)
Stolen veh just occured in area of claremont & San Mateo. white 2002 toyota camry lic HZY905, keys in veh, was warming up (ABQPO****)
There goes my plan on watching Clash of the Titans on the 1st of April, I have to go take the keys, pictures and all those bullshits. (Raindro*******)
I'll be adding acoustic bass to some flamenco guitar tracks and then recording keys and mixing/editing a full band recording. Then sleep! (MonkeyHa*******)
At a show where some guy is rapping with adidas indoor soccer shoes and a northface sweatshirt. And a carabiner to keep his keys together. (Holdm*****)
Just sold a Sega Genesis, 3 games, sterling silver ring, vintage lock w/ keys, and 10 sticks of incense (JVRaschi*******)
So fn+f12 toggles numlock, but how do i type num pad keys on my dell xps 1645? (Stow****)
Oh wow this is thee life, Pioneer ICEpower 80Hz deep bass with DTS Neo6 music 5.1 Surround - Alicia Keys on vocals :) (Sbo**)
Specs of my sony vaio z:13"1900x1080, blu-ray burner, 8gb ram, 512gb SSD, intel core i7, gps, 3g, backlit keys, full metal body+carbon fiber (Blue***)
Inschool we used to watch videos in class on that TONK top loading VHS player with the piano keys controls.. lool (Cali_br******)
Yo, they had a fool who ROBBED a Cash Loan place and dropped his get-away car keys in the building. The car was a 2004 Cadillac STS lol smh (WhoDat_******)
Kids & I locked out due to electronic key malfunction (again). All police master keys blown too. Farcical. (SallyB*****)
Kyocera is even in the android biz with the zio. Actually quite nice with a BB-like trackball and "touch" hard keys for menu etc. (Robertmm*******)
SO. SLEEPY. Remember that time my keys/phone/camera strap all got tangled in each other right when I needed my camera? bahahaha (Hannah*****)
Still looking for SoCal multi-instrumentalist for the new Messy Necessities. Keys / Brass player a big plus. Lemme know if you know anyone!! (Spuddav******)
FREE admission to 2 Florida State Parks tomorrow. One of them is in Dunedin ( Honeymoon Island is my guess, awesome park ) other in the keys (Ansim*****)
Im indian . what kinna indian is you? . cherokee, jeep cherokee who got the keys to jeep vrom vrom! lol madea cracks me up (SwEEt_aZ*******)
Anyone seen a set of keys with chevrolet key Pearl drum key leather key chain that says Guatemala and small pocket knife that says Andrew? (Andrey*****)
Orriite the kent sitting near me whips out a pocket knife attached to his keys with some scissors and starts cutting his nails.. Uh.. (Ginger******)
Alicia Keys Makes my nipples leak awesome juice! I love that woman (Complete*******)
In my dream last night, some large white woman tryed killing me with her car keys. I pointed a laser pointer in her eyes and she exploded. (Jmarse*****)
Just downloaded the black keys. Great start to rebuilding my music collection! Buying an external cd burner to take care of the rest! (Mwal****)
After my modern hunting and gathering, I am enjoying a Schlafly Reserve Imperial Stout. Someone take my keys. (Sutc****)
Needs to be across body, hard wearing, not too pricey & fit all my stuff in it (meds, keys, purse, kitchen sink) but not be a messenger bag! (Roi***)
Now in my middle florida keys home. i love what ive done to the place. (Titsand******)
Exploring the Florida Keys and giving back through sustainable service programs (Applese*******)
Resizing images from the Florida Keys trip and putting it up on gallery2 so the family can see them. (Adom****)
As u most of u know i live in the florida keys. i live on the gulf of mexico and the atlantic ocean. this is not what i have to . (Titsand******)
Hanging out in the Florida Keys gives a whole new meaning to "Palm Sunday." (Mut***)
So many things to look forward to!! 20 days till chelsea! 47 till the florida keys and sunshine ;) (Shortygi*******)
The luggage is packed. Two jet skis in tow. Puppy on my lap. Boys asleep. Heading to the Florida Keys. (Agsco****)
Florida Keys land use hearing did not go according to plan. Need to reevaluate position. (Mlbpla*****)
In the florida keys! No voice. no battery! No underwear lol n I'm slepy! (Hotstu******)
Today, I took a ME day. Pancake breakfast, drive to the Florida keys, jetskiing, seafood, and. baby supplies shopping. Ok MOSTLY for me. (Cubedw*****)
And then 3 years since I've even owned winter clothes. Oh the joy of the weather in the Florida Keys. (Svni***)
Florida keys coming up real soon. need a break from all the bull (Delila*****)
Getting some sun in the Florida Keys. Thinking about how stoked I am about showing everyone the new music! Be patient. (AnthonyA*******)
Just went scuba diving in reefs of the florida keys and ran into a bull shark! Everyone should get scuba certified! Awesome experience! (Kerw****)
AmberJack of Mammoth proportions reported on most of the Deep Artificial Reefs for 120 miles of The Florida Keys. (DiveFlor*******)
Just got back from America's cock-smear, the Florida Keys. Had a good time. (MaxK***)
Ddshafik Hey Davey, could you or anyone you know help me with some traveling advice on Florida Keys & Bahamas? (Andri****)
There were about 20 high school kids on my plane coming back from a science class trip to the Florida Keys. (Mer***)
One week & we'll be en route to the Florida Keys Marine Biology Tweeps. ;) (Carsen*****)
Thinking about planning a week or two visiting the Florida Keys - anyone been there; which island is best? (Gludw*****)
For vacation I'm thinking the Florida Keys. doctor cleared me until mid-May :) No cane, no meds, life is good. (Spankyp*******)