60 External CommentsYou know what they say about big feet right?. big toe nail clippers! (YTi**)
Whydidtheyinventthat. sure clip nail clippers with LED light and magnifying glass?? (Chris_w******)
Nowshow . guns, knives, nail-clippers, liquids, Lego, jelly babies, smart-arses or livestock. . (Southyo*******)
ItsReallyAnnoying when I really need to cut my finger nails but can't find nail clippers (Carrie*****)
Binder clips haunt me until I need one. Where did they go? On the upside, I've found 534 nail clippers. (SarahS******)
Just got nail clippers for my cat. I need a volunteer to be a practice Snow. (Dbarb*****)
Laying on the floor with nail clippers clipping paint out of the new carpet. My life is so thrilling! (Bfscoll*******)
I just used finger nail clippers and a mechanical pencil to open up a plasic box containing my new headphones. Go me. (JPeir*****)
Greatest day ever I found finger nail clippers in the park lot. Heck yes! (JacobDV******)
I should have brought my cuticle scissors and nail clippers. All this waiting has me tearing at my fingers with my teeth. (Justi*****)
Brooklyn: (while moving nail clippers away from me) I don't want you to cut yourself. me: I won't cut myself, im a gangster!. (Iamash*****)
Haven't been able to find my nail clippers for over a week. Slowly and annoyingly morphing into Wolverine. (Sar***)
WHY is there Always a deficet of nail clippers in my house? I buy them but they just disappear (Moorest******)
Bella had the biggest Tat, it was a dreadlock in the making! In bath couldn't get it out, ended up cutting it out with the Nail Clippers! (Izzyan******)
Letmefindout--i lost my nail clippers. cat woman in this hoe ! lol (ShotGun*******)
I need the nail clippers ! ugh we never have a pair when im lookin; (InBETWE******)
Things never found at kristens house: finger nail clippers, scissors, pencils, pencil sharpeners, brushes, socks, and the thermometer. arg! (Kriste*****)
My roommate asks for nail-clippers, I tell him I don't know where mine are, so he goes to root among my toiletries. God give me patience. (Goddes*****)
I have to buy a new pair of nail clippers/scissors everytime I need to cut my nails. I have no idea where they go. (Zani***)
All I can think of right now is someone trying to cut my teeth with nail clippers. I want to cry :( (Robyns******)
Random fact today: Winston Churchill was born with a third nipple, which he removed himself with nail-clippers at the age of 14. (TheRif******)
Nail clippers clogged the toilet at the 43-fun. Not again!?! Gets us every time! (Bkmc***)
Afmlmoment when you chip a tooth on pair on toe nail clippers (Beez****)
TellMeWhyYouMad Cuz my toe nail is 2 thick to cut with regular toe nail clippers. (BigJa****)
I hope the girls that are about having meals cooked, bath water ran, toe nail clippers in their hand are house wives. (_MSPA****)
Woken up while on the train to NYC by the snip, snip of nail clippers. GROSS! (Abbys*****)
It would be wise to keep me away from dogs when I have nail clippers in my hand. (Robin_*****)
If I had my way, I'd ban the use of nail clippers aboard public transport. (Nats****)
Back in Brooklyn and unpacked. Found a hole in the lining of my purse containing missing chapstick and nail clippers. Got NYS ID. (Jamie*****)
Housecleaners dug deep into couch to clean today, they found: 5 barrettes, make-up brush, paint brush, lighter(!), nail clippers, pencils (Peacefu******)
Score! Just negotiated with 6 yo that toe nail clippers can live in his bathroom if he takes responsibility for clipping his nails. (Emm***)
As it turns out a level Jay clean of my living room means i can't find my nail clippers (Stars****)
T just got her pinky toe operated on! Lesson to all use alcohol to clean your tweasers & nail clippers. (Ryank*****)
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails? (Topayit*******)
They took my nail clippers from my jail cell. and (flips his hand up) this is the result..(zooms to unclipped nails) (Blakel*****)
Opening coronas with nail clippers. where the f did my bottle opener go?! (Steph*****)
I guess I am packed. pretty sure I forgot something. Let's see: shaving razor, nail clippers, 4.1 oz bottle of clear liquid, matches. (Pauld*****)
Why can't I ever find a pair of flippin finger nail clippers in this house? (Kossb*****)
Ifyoucheatonme i'm gonna tell everyone your pussy smells like usain bolts toe nail clippers after a brisk jog on a jamaican dirt road (NikeT****)
Today's shopping list includes baby nail clippers and a breast pump. I feel underqualified for such purchasing activity. (Berg****)
A nose hair trimmer with large holed grips, tweezers & nail clippers all designed to look like tools with big grips (_girl_w******)
Used her finger nail clippers to cut her guitar strings the other day. I need new clippers. (Audrey*****)
Watching Fleche Wallonne live on TV. Who needs nail clippers? (39te***)
Did you know precision wire cutters can double as nail clippers in an emergency? (Buckeye*******)
I'm going limp into town to have some breakfast. Buy some duck tape and some nail clippers. It's all a load of bollocks. (WH1***)
I can just picture you standing up and trying to take over the airplane with a pair of nail clippers. (Sat***)
They took my nail clippers at the airport. Now, my nails are too long and I'm chewing on them. Damn nervous habits. (Riki_Ki*******)
Nail clippers are not allowed on planes for fear they might be used as a weapon. As a result, my untrimmed nails may now be used as weapons. (Theurba*******)
This dude said you shaved his pubes for him at the shop with some nail clippers (Pak10*****)
I left my nail clippers at your apt i'm gonna come get them tomorrow sometime (AyeKe****)
Me nail clippers one time." "dude, its the gift that keeps on giving!" (Andreani*******)
Omg i seriously just used a nail file and nail clippers instead of just biting them! There really is a first time for everything! (Klw8***)
I had to cut my hair with nail clippers as it had chewing gum in it. (Dougmie*******)
Here I sit at my desk playing with nail clippers flipping up the lever pretending it's a switchblade DONT YOU JUDGE ME *pew pew* (Azlos****)
So Im sitting next to some girl and she keeps playin with her toenails trying to cut them wit her hands trick that's y nail clippers exsist! (XoxKooK******)
Note to self, stop using 1)Nails 2)Thumbtacks 3)Nail Clippers and anything else on touch screen, im dumb (Flag***)
Protip Don't try to use nail clippers right after applying sun screen - the 'c' becomes an 's' instead. (Anoc****)
I don't think they'd let you on a plane with steel balls. You can't even take nail clippers, seriously. (Jasonbs*******)
Oh please! We're lucky we can fly with nail clippers because of all the crazies! (TeamGe*****)
Cant remember where the nail clippers are. no one can find them. im screwed (Xjibb****)
