60 External CommentsWell I use snake style jewjitsu and would wipe the floor with you guys on mario cart (Roger_******)
In my avant guard version of Macbeth the "out damn spot" scene will be replaced with an obese woman frantically trying to wipe her own arse (ABIGBAG******)
But seriously . she just needs a little help to wipe away the pain she's felt. (b&r) horse of a different color. baby clothes. that was dum (Fsusemi*******)
Thats why i need the disneyland tickets even more. please :l i cnt believe im going to miss him. i better wipe away my tears before skol (Lovejuli*******)
Recovering my dining room chairs (our only eating table) tonight with a material I can spray and wipe down. messy kids=nasty chairs. (Little******)
I love my new Swiffer Wet Jet - its like a giant diaper wipe for my apartment. Baby fresh. (Barr***)
So we in the wendys drive thru and the lady in front of us just went in her trunk got glass cleaner n used the wipers to wipe it lmao!! (Lovek*****)
I think I figured out my Verizon Blackberry Storm 1 dilemma . Verizon bogus apps. I did a security wipe and then reinstalled 10mb free (Acf***)
If i decide to wipe my ass with your monogram towel. that's a technical foul (Therea******)
I'm back in the saddle again. laptop hard drive has been wipe dean, reformatted and XP reinstalled. Amazing difference! More secure! (Jenk***)
Just used baby wipes to clean her leather couches and now her hands sting. aren't they used to wipe baby's bums?! =0 (LesleySt*******)
Just watched a guy chase his apple across the carriage floor of the train I'm on, wipe it and bite into it. Brave man. (Yourava*******)
BKTip 456779-Cleaning-wipe&disinfect each handle in your home. all the door knobs. handles. refrigerator handle ect. (Bobbykar*******)
Noweating strawberry shortcake with big ass strawberrys with wipe cream! fatgirl lol (SexyRe******)
Tip q5. get scrubbing! wipe everything; the sink, fixtures, countertop, medicine cabinet, inside the drawers. organize. com (Mrsorg******)
Up early with this money. Yup yawnin with my cash. Usin 1o's for paper towels and use them 5's to wipe my ass. (Wheres******)
As I was cleaning I see my daughter cleaning too, holding my 24-70 mm lens, and the other a clorox wipe. No, no you don't have to help. 0. o (Dawn****)
Now going to both Spoon and Silversun Pickups/Muse next week. Maybe Tegan & Sara show too, but three in one (work)week may wipe me out. (Cassan*****)
A man saw this laughed at the fat man they charged eachother and rolled around b/c they did not wipe poop got all over hence cloth diapers (Colejam*******)
Looks like my laptop hard drive has problems. Attempting repair. Hoping I don't have to wipe it. (Clubju*****)
Backintheday I way wiping my ass with baby wipes by johnson and johnson brand now I wipe my ass with fresh 100 dollar bills ha ha (Dame****)
Word of advice, dont wipe paint on your but then sit on a leather couch =P (Missk*****)
As I wipe the sleep out of my eye, check the time clock and see that I'm on it, and answer the breakfast? text I realize that life is good. (Classic*******)
Is taking his nephew shopping later for WII games. wish me luck I have a feeling he's gonna wipe out my bank account lol (CraigA******)
I wonder if the Yellowstone Supervolcano will erupt soon and wipe out half of the planet? (KillN****)
Daggz im da poorest penis aimer. I keep miss'n da bigg gapin' grand canyon hole4da commode. I had2spray summClorox bleach spray n wipe da dagg (Tfahs****)
Yeah. The prob with BGs is that they are like progression raid wipes, in a pug, with new 80's. You can wipe all night, week, month (Gnomea******)
Wipe out all curriculum, do away with text books, use only source material. Education is easy to fix. People don't have the will. (Chris****)
Sometime in the next ten thousand years a comet's gonna wipe out all trace of man, i'm banking on it coming before my end of year exams. (Overth******)
If u have a touch screen phone then wipe it down everyday with Lysol Disinfecting Wipe. If not then u nasty! (Ihate*****)
Just saw an asian kid wipe out on a longboard while the long board fell into the skreet and hit a car and flew in the air (Deboc****)
You know how some people doodle or walk around in circles while on the phone? I dust stuff and wipe cabinet doors. (Lis***)
Laughs so hard I have to wipe tears away* Oh lord.. I get you won't.. You'll be more bow legged than John Wayne! (Kit_Kat_*******)
Oer rolley leather chair . oh the fun . and wipe clean too hehehehehehe (Marmite******)
Ha - we have a tonne of Baby Wipes here but didn't use them - instead I chose condensation from breathe and a galsses wipe! (Dangr*****)
OnlySomeoneCorny will use her baby wipes to wipe her coochie before she get ate out (DnTsPeAk*******)
Random Is it me or hav y'all made homemade baby wipes by taking toilet paper & dabbing it under water to wet it so u can wipe ur ass? (JM3B***)
Wow this lady is really wiping down her seat with baby wipes! Yes Lord! Cleanliness is next to Godliness! Wipe mother wipe! (Cornph*****)
Why did my mom buy baby wipes to wipe Blaze's privates after he used the bathroom. iaintdoingthat. (Jasmin*****)
Do you know of any type of wipe i can carry in my breast pump bag? (01a***)
Tonight I feel I could change the world! I feel I could wipe out the evil of a souless carcass and clear the most rotten conscience. waaoh (Helderd******)
En plus it was foul I had a wool jumper on so I couldn't even wipe it. Then I went back2my room and a seagull came and called me (Simon*****)
Santanu Live music? Forget it. Austin is the allergy capitol of the world. Wipe your nose on your guitar strap, ya hipster!: Live musi. (Santanu******)
Live music? Forget it. Austin is the allergy capitol of the world. Wipe your nose on your guitar strap, ya hipster! (Austin******)
I suppose that now i have internet access i should be able to wipe the drive and start reloading the data remotely! (Flu***)
Trying to finish a stroller cover, 2 infant car seat covers, a changing pad, wipe case and boppy cover today. too much to do so little time (Sassy*****)
Good Morning and gone ! Copper Topped Duracell Wine Wipe Bunny scampering of to do some Wipin' !! :) (Winewi*****)
The FBI asked her a question and she answered it, Betty Page was not an "FBI Informant" ass wipe (Rad***)
Errands & taxes done! YAY!--Now I can play dulcimer & relax. At least until the oven is cool enuf to wipe after the self-clean cycle. (Write****)
Wipe! I already have my perfume! DKNY Be Delicious Fresh blossom :) feelin' fresh all day :)) (Lorraine*******)
How about with a samurai sword cuz a samurai is a person ass wipe (Alana****)
Funny fact: Europeans share more Arab Genes than Iranians. LOL, I guess it's hard to wipe out that glorious Aryan Persian genes. (Kevin*****)
Why do people still refuse to wipe down their exercise equipment when they are finished with it at the gym? C'mon people! (Jeremyjo*******)
I think I might just need to go for a walk. Or punch things. Or play Age of Mythology and wipe out civilizations. (The***)
Confirmed: eloise hawking was on my flight. i saw her sneeze into her hands, wipe it on her jacket. what does it mean?! (Patrick******)
Loved Farley Granger as Guy in SOAT. Hitch's orig choice, William Holden, not vulnerable enuf; he'd wipe floor w/Bruno! :-) (Dori****)
Just did a thorough body + LCD screen clean and wipe of my Macbook Pro. (Noctu*****)
Listening right now to family bible radio about missionaries putting in airstrip in new guinea cannibal chief wants to wipe pigfat on ladies (LDN_Tab*******)
Removable? I usually wipe my new laptops completely clean when I get them. Delete all partition info, start from scratch. (Jamiep*****)
I'm on, wipe me down. this song bring back memories FAMU freshman year set fridays!:) (Trelissa*******)